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The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver.

 - One Liners


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If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.


It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless!


If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?


When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.


You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.


I used to be Snow White...but I drifted.


Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.


Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.


I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.


Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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