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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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0349

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

1173

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you

0997

If a thing is worth doing wouldn't it have been done already?

1004

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

0495

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

0254

"The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes."
STEVE COPPELL, Radio 5 Live

0342

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

1134

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

1149

The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. "Uh-oh," he thought. "This watering hole is reserved for skeletons."

0594

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.

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