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This isn't funny: 400 detainees are still held in Guantánamo. Some for more than five years. Detainees have been subjected to serious human rights violations, including abduction and torture. The US would not tolerate any other country treating a US citizen like this. International law says that human rights applies in times of war and peace, and a country’s human rights treaty obligations apply to its conduct inside and outside its territory. If they are guilty then try them.
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1096

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

0641

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

0259

"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday."
Radio 5 Live

0133

"Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everybody saw that"
Desmond Lynam

0934

He who hesitates is probably right.

0718

Some succeed because they are destined to. But most succeed because they are determined to.

0928

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

0714

Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.

0333

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

0536

A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

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1096	If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
0641	I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
0259	"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday." Radio 5 Live
0133	"Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everybody saw that" Desmond Lynam
0934	He who hesitates is probably right.
0718	Some succeed because they are destined to. But most succeed because they are determined to.
0928	Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
0714	Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.
0333	I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
0536	A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.