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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

 - One Liners

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0967

"When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts."
Spike Milligan

0196

The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman

0712

Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.

0557

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

0398

One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)

0831

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

0960

"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
Spike Milligan

0272

"When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one."
RTE Commentator George Hamilton

0360

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

1032

It's a little known fact that the Dark Ages were caused by unresolved Y1K issues.

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