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"Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs."

RON ATKINSON

 - Colemanballs

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0918

A true friend walks in when the world walks out.

0848

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

0357

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

0792

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

0994

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

0476

ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment in about an hour

0485

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

1112

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

0762

We occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry on as if nothing happened.

0604

I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made.

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