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This isn't funny: 400 detainees are still held in Guantánamo. Some for more than five years. Detainees have been subjected to serious human rights violations, including abduction and torture. The US would not tolerate any other country treating a US citizen like this. International law says that human rights applies in times of war and peace, and a country’s human rights treaty obligations apply to its conduct inside and outside its territory. If they are guilty then try them.
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0310

When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

0359

I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

0214

"I think that was a moment of cool panic there."
RON ATKINSON

0739

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

0765

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

0787

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

0810

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

0991

Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much more can be achieved with a smile and a big stick.

1017

A male gynecologist is kinda like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

0603

I figure I'm pretty good with the bullshit but I love listening to an expert. Keep talking.

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0310	When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
0359	I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
0214	"I think that was a moment of cool panic there." RON ATKINSON
0739	The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
0765	When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
0787	Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
0810	If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
0991	Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much more can be achieved with a smile and a big stick.
1017	A male gynecologist is kinda like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
0603	I figure I'm pretty good with the bullshit but I love listening to an expert. Keep talking.