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10 Random Fortunes - [10 More] |
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0920 |
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. |
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0183 |
"... but the cards were more evenly stacked in his favour." |
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1052 |
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? |
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0713 |
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? |
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0890 |
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
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0390 |
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. |
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0155 |
"The clock is going to tick one way or the other." |
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0411 |
Of all the things I've loved and lost, I miss my mind the most. |
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0963 |
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?" |
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1049 |
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. |
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