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DAVE BASSETT, Sky Sports

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0674

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

0699

People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it.

0116

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
Greg Norman

0811

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

0814

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

0657

It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you've done.

1025

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

0678

May your trouble be like the old man's teeth...few and far between.

0688

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

0405

Eagles may fly, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

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