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This isn't funny: 400 detainees are still held in Guantánamo. Some for more than five years. Detainees have been subjected to serious human rights violations, including abduction and torture. The US would not tolerate any other country treating a US citizen like this. International law says that human rights applies in times of war and peace, and a country’s human rights treaty obligations apply to its conduct inside and outside its territory. If they are guilty then try them.
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"Fantastic, Del Amitri playing live - the only way to hear live music."
NEIL FOX, LWT

0804

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

1183

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?"

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Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.

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All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.

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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

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Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.

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I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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