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10 Random Fortunes - [10 More] |
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A true friend walks in when the world walks out. |
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0848 |
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? |
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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. |
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food? |
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ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment in about an hour |
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0485 |
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. |
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If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? |
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We occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry on as if nothing happened. |
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0604 |
I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made. |
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