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1083

HAM AND EGGS A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

0079

"Ian Mackie is here to prove his back injury is behind him"
Commentator at Spar Athletics

1188

Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your 2 cents in? Somebodys making a penny.
Steven Wright

0522

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

0794

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?

0640

If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!

0653

Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!

0492

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

0340

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

0600

I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.

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