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10 Random Fortunes - [10 More] |
0990 |
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. |
0746 |
There are three dimensions to credit cards, length, width and debt. |
0849 |
Does a person ever get sick without being tired? |
0691 |
Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements. |
0532 |
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait. |
0375 |
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. |
0136 |
"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip" |
0232 |
"It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road." |
0076 |
"There are the boys, their balls between their legs" |
0595 |
I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. |
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