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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

 - One Liners

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0990

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

0746

There are three dimensions to credit cards, length, width and debt.

0849

Does a person ever get sick without being tired?

0691

Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.

0532

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

0375

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

0136

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip"
John Motson

0232

"It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road."
ALAN GREEN

0076

"There are the boys, their balls between their legs"
Amanda Redington, GMTV

0595

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

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