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10 Random Fortunes - [10 More] |
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0967 |
"When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts." |
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0196 |
The late start is due to the time. |
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0712 |
Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one. |
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0557 |
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss. |
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0398 |
One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states) |
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0831 |
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
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0960 |
"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy." |
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0272 |
"When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one." |
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0360 |
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. |
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1032 |
It's a little known fact that the Dark Ages were caused by unresolved Y1K issues. |
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