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DEREK RAE

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0290

Einstein discovered that time and space are interchangeable when he showed up three miles late for a meeting.

0066

"Damien Hirst tends to use everyday objects such as a shark in formaldehyde."
Fashion Commentator, Radio 4

0582

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

0177

Fortunately it was a slow ball -- so it wasn't a fast one."
GEOFF BOYCOTT, BBC

1195

I talk to myself a lot, and it bothers people because I use a megaphone.
Steven Wright

0538

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.

0542

A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others.

0554

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath

0394

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

0361

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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