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 - One Liners

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0634

If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.

0658

It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless!

0497

If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

0765

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

0773

You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

0618

I used to be Snow White...but I drifted.

0457

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

0299

Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

0308

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

1106

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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