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0274

"The referendum went as most people hoped it would."
Irish Times editorial displaying acute understanding of the Democratic Process.

0443

I don't like to lose be bearings, so I keep them in a cabinet by my bed.

0890

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

0060

The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away. "My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

0251

"What's it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began? I suppose it's like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal...."
SIMON FANSHAWE, speaking on Talk Radio

1031

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

0962

"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
Spike Milligan

0127

"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres."
David Coleman

0320

If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and start looking comfortable.

0084

"Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman"
Brian Moore

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0274	"The referendum went as most people hoped it would." Irish Times editorial displaying acute understanding of the Democratic Process.
0443	I don't like to lose be bearings, so I keep them in a cabinet by my bed.
0890	Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
0060	The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away. "My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."
0251	"What's it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began? I suppose it's like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal...." SIMON FANSHAWE, speaking on Talk Radio
1031	When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
0962	"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." Spike Milligan
0127	"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres." David Coleman
0320	If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and start looking comfortable.
0084	"Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman" Brian Moore