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10 Random Fortunes - [10 More] |
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If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places. |
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It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless! |
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If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? |
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When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. |
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You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind. |
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I used to be Snow White...but I drifted. |
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Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way. |
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Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career. |
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I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. |
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? |
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