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Spike Milligan

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Oh Lord give me patience... NOW!


"Sex is an anti-climax after that !"
Grand National winning jockey Mark Fitzgerald


Bacon & eggs - Hens are involved but pigs are committed.


I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.


"I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish"
Ian St John


What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane?


Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger -


I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed....


If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.


Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

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