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0526

Oh Lord give me patience... NOW!

0132

"Sex is an anti-climax after that !"
Grand National winning jockey Mark Fitzgerald

0650

Bacon & eggs - Hens are involved but pigs are committed.

0488

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

0085

"I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish"
Ian St John

1126

What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

0778

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger -

0620

I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed....

0630

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.

1135

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

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