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0719

Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.

0574

Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down!

0420

Scatology stinks!

0968

"I'd like to go there. But if Jeffrey Archer is there I want to go to Lewisham" - Milligan on whether he believed he would go to heaven.
Spike Milligan

0527

Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor

0125

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977

0076

"There are the boys, their balls between their legs"
Amanda Redington, GMTV

0961

"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
Spike Milligan

1046

Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse. Repeat"? If you did this, would you ever be able to stop?

0166

"And that was 'You're So Vain' from Carly See... er.. Simon..."
CAPITAL RADIO DJ

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