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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

 - One Liners


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"When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts."
Spike Milligan


The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman


Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.


Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.


One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
Spike Milligan


"When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one."
RTE Commentator George Hamilton


Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.


It's a little known fact that the Dark Ages were caused by unresolved Y1K issues.

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