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This isn't funny: 400 detainees are still held in Guantánamo. Some for more than five years. Detainees have been subjected to serious human rights violations, including abduction and torture. The US would not tolerate any other country treating a US citizen like this. International law says that human rights applies in times of war and peace, and a country’s human rights treaty obligations apply to its conduct inside and outside its territory. If they are guilty then try them.
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0172

"Fantastic, Del Amitri playing live - the only way to hear live music."
NEIL FOX, LWT

0804

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

1183

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?"

0925

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.

0854

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.

0790

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

0717

Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.

0657

It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you've done.

0583

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

0509

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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0172	"Fantastic, Del Amitri playing live - the only way to hear live music." NEIL FOX, LWT
0804	How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
1183	Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?"
0925	Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
0854	All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
0790	Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
0717	Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.
0657	It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you've done.
0583	I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
0509	I took an IQ test and the results were negative.