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10 Random Fortunes - [10 More] |
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. |
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0699 |
People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it. |
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"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father" |
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If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? |
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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? |
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It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you've done. |
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. |
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May your trouble be like the old man's teeth...few and far between. |
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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. |
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Eagles may fly, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines. |
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