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"Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussy - four very different names."

Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3

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0920

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

0183

"... but the cards were more evenly stacked in his favour."
TAKING LIBERTIES, BBC2

1052

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

0713

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

0890

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

0390

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

0155

"The clock is going to tick one way or the other."
JIM NAUGHTIE, Radio 4

0411

Of all the things I've loved and lost, I miss my mind the most.

0963

"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
Spike Milligan

1049

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

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