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0257

"The lads really ran their socks into the ground."
ALEX FERGUSON

0532

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

0211

"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again."
TERRY VENABLES

0308

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

0322

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

1111

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

1123

Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

0773

You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

1139

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

0159

"Once he'd gone past the point of no return, there was no going back."
COMMENTATOR, BBC1

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