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0277

THOSE DISGRACEFUL MADONNA PICTURES - FOUR PAGE SPECIAL INSIDE
The Sun

0547

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

0556

Assassins do it from behind.

0558

Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.

0926

Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for.

0587

I am having an out of money experience.

0769

When we talk to God it's called prayer. When God talks back it's called schizophrenia.

1139

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

0779

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can; all of them make me laugh -W.H.Auden

0579

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.

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0277	THOSE DISGRACEFUL MADONNA PICTURES - FOUR PAGE SPECIAL INSIDE The Sun
0547	A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
0556	Assassins do it from behind.
0558	Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.
0926	Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for.
0587	I am having an out of money experience.
0769	When we talk to God it's called prayer. When God talks back it's called schizophrenia.
1139	As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
0779	Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can; all of them make me laugh -W.H.Auden
0579	Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.