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Linford Christie's got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.

David Coleman

 - Colemanballs

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0192

He's 31 this year - last year he was 30.
David Coleman

0983

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

0218

"Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet."
JAMES SANDERSON

0058

"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North

0748

There is no gravity. Earth sucks!

0590

I am the world's greatest authority on my own opinion.

0179

John: What is that gadget she has for holding her ball, Christine? Christine: It's called a ball-holder, John.
COMMENTATORS, Wimbledon, Radio 5 Live

0443

I don't like to lose be bearings, so I keep them in a cabinet by my bed.

0287

Some people are so sensitive they'd feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooked them.

1191

I bought some powdered water, but I dont know what to add.
Steven Wright

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