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"Without being too harsh on David, he cost us the match."

Ian Wright, ITV

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0889

Don't Play Leap-Frog With A Unicorn

0057

"With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."
Bobby Simpson after cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match

0572

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

0163

Reporter: I am standing outside The Bicycle Shop with the owner. So tell me -- what do you sell? Owner: Eh, bicycles...
Radio Forth

1185

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone.
Steven Wright

0696

Pain and Suffering is inevitable but Misery is optional.

0703

Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

0712

Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.

0723

That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.

0674

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

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