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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

 - Proverbs


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Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.


If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!


When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


"Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball"
Ian St John


The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. "Uh-oh," he thought. "This watering hole is reserved for skeletons."


Can a storm be officially designated as a tornado without touching down at a trailer park?


I took an IQ test and the results were negative.


"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class"
David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics


If you feel you have no faults ... there's another one.


Why is abbreviated such a long word?

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