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0192	He's 31 this year - last year he was 30. David Coleman
0983	Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
0218	"Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet." JAMES SANDERSON
0058	"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
0748	There is no gravity. Earth sucks!
0590	I am the world's greatest authority on my own opinion.
0179	John: What is that gadget she has for holding her ball, Christine? Christine: It's called a ball-holder, John. COMMENTATORS, Wimbledon, Radio 5 Live
0443	I don't like to lose be bearings, so I keep them in a cabinet by my bed.
0287	Some people are so sensitive they'd feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooked them.
1191	I bought some powdered water, but I dont know what to add. Steven Wright

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