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10 Random Fortunes - [10 More] |
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I've gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses. |
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1051 |
If you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about out-running the bear, just worry about out-running your friend. |
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0539 |
A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses. |
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0380 |
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. |
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0394 |
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant. |
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0824 |
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? |
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0031 |
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. |
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0262 |
"We say 'educated left foot'... of course, there are many players with educated right foots." |
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0518 |
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. |
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0743 |
There are no passengers on spaceship Earth- we are all the crew. |
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