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"Without being too harsh on David, he cost us the match."

Ian Wright, ITV

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Don't Play Leap-Frog With A Unicorn


"With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."
Bobby Simpson after cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match


Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.


Reporter: I am standing outside The Bicycle Shop with the owner. So tell me -- what do you sell? Owner: Eh, bicycles...
Radio Forth


I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone.
Steven Wright


Pain and Suffering is inevitable but Misery is optional.


Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."


Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.


That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.


Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

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