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10 Random One Liners - [10 More] |
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0307 |
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? |
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0526 |
Oh Lord give me patience... NOW! |
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0512 |
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. |
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0618 |
I used to be Snow White...but I drifted. |
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0378 |
God must love stupid people, he made so many. |
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0357 |
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. |
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0416 |
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
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0563 |
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing. |
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0832 |
If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, ...how cold will it be? |
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0681 |
Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. |
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