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 - One Liners

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0799

Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??

0776

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

0695

One youngster was explaining to another what "mixed emotions" meant. "It's like watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk," he said.

0617

I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

0624

I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think "Hey, maybe I wrote that."

0416

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

0719

Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.

0425

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

0514

Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars I thought 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'

0661

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial charges and blamed it on the cost of living.

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