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668: The Neighbour of the Beast.

0685

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price.

0819

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

0523

Corduroy pillows -- they're making headlines!

0443

I don't like to lose be bearings, so I keep them in a cabinet by my bed.

0449

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

0457

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

0462

Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

0680

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

0771

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

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