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Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future.

David Coleman

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10 Random One Liners - [10 More]

0293

I'm gonna survive this crazy world, or die trying.

0441

-e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".

0575

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

0580

Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.

0290

Einstein discovered that time and space are interchangeable when he showed up three miles late for a meeting.

0591

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them

0385

I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

0387

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

0395

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh!t before

0482

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

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