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Do not criticize the humble peanut for its inability to fly. For even the golden eagle, in all its feathered majesty, is not nearly so salty...

 - Proverbs


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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.


Work is the curse of the drinking class.


I love animals...they're delicious.


You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can beat him repeatedly with a rolled up newspaper.


If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, cold will it be?


A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses.


A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.


If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.


I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.


Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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