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David Coleman

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I'm gonna survive this crazy world, or die trying.


-e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".


Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.


Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.


Einstein discovered that time and space are interchangeable when he showed up three miles late for a meeting.


I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them


I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.


A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.


Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh!t before


I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

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