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Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

 - One Liners

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0572

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

0722

Tears will get you sympathy. Sweat will get you results.

0853

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.

0563

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.

0567

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

0655

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. Albert Einstein

0362

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

0369

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

0458

"I love being a writer . . . what I can't stand is the paperwork."

0787

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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