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Louise Goodman - "Jonny, it's started to rain, how will that affect the track?" Jonny Herbert - "Well, it makes it wet usually."

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0498

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance

0815

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

0653

Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!

0656

It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do.

0663

It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

0457

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

0460

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

0467

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

0767

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

0561

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

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