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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 - One Liners

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0648

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.

0408

Be alert - the world needs more lerts. To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question.... ....or is it?

0331

I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met.

0548

Accidents don't just happen; they must be carelessly planned.

0343

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

0343

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

0732

The longer you wait, the better the date.

0736

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

0824

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

0831

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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