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"....and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up."

BRIAN MOORE

 - Colemanballs

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0459

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

0590

I am the world's greatest authority on my own opinion.

0342

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

0557

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

0563

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.

0870

Do not meddle in the place of dragons . . . you are crunchy and taste good with catsup

0872

Rehab is for quitters.

0666

I've gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.

0374

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

0675

Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

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