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If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

 - One Liners

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0474

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

0365

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

0287

Some people are so sensitive they'd feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooked them.

0801

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

0808

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

0517

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts!

0439

I never watch Sesame Street, I know most of that stuff.

0442

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

0448

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

0747

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

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