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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

 - Proverbs

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10 Random One Liners - [10 More]

0629

If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

0445

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

0366

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

0877

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

0376

I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

0379

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

0468

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

0476

ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment in about an hour

0775

You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

0865

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

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