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Louise Goodman - "Jonny, it's started to rain, how will that affect the track?" Jonny Herbert - "Well, it makes it wet usually."

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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance


If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?


Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!


It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do.


It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.


Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.


There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.


If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!


When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.


Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

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