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If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

 - One Liners


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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.


BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.


Some people are so sensitive they'd feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooked them.


After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?


If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?


Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts!


I never watch Sesame Street, I know most of that stuff.


I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.


Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.


There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

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