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Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.


Tears will get you sympathy. Sweat will get you results.


It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.


Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.


Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.


It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. Albert Einstein


Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.


Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.


"I love being a writer . . . what I can't stand is the paperwork."


Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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