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0243

"What will you do when you leave football, Jack -- will you stay in football?"
STUART HALL, Radio 5 Live

0234

"Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on."
KEVIN KEEGAN

0166

"And that was 'You're So Vain' from Carly See... er.. Simon..."
CAPITAL RADIO DJ

0044

'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.'
David Beckham

0136

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip"
John Motson

0262

"We say 'educated left foot'... of course, there are many players with educated right foots."
RON JONES, Radio 5 Live

0265

"Football today, it's like a game of chess. It's all about money."
NEWCASTLE UNITED FAN, Radio 5 Live

0142

"...and Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion"
John Arlott

0144

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them - Oh my God, what have I just said?"
USTV commentator

0070

"...fears that the balloon may be forced to ditch in the Pacific. Mr Branson, however, remains buoyant and hopes to reach America..."
Radio 4 News

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