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 - One Liners

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0128

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It"s like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Metro Radio

0101

"And that was played by the Lindsay String Quartet... or at least two thirds of them."
Sean Rafferty, Radio 3

0281

MAN KEPT ARMS UNDER BED AFTER RELATIVE'S DEATH
Irish Times

0248

"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."
DAVE BASSETT, speaking on Sky Sports

0092

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it : you can see it all over their faces"
Ron Atkinson

0218

"Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet."
JAMES SANDERSON

0186

"... and they spin off to destroy both their hopes of winning the British Grand Prix - Damon for the second time in succession, Schumacher for the first time in succession."
Douglas Brown

0186

"... and they spin off to destroy both their hopes of winning the British Grand Prix - Damon for the second time in succession, Schumacher for the first time in succession."
Douglas Brown

0148

"Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussy - four very different names."
Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3

0168

"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball."
JOHN FRANCOME, Channel 4

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