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Ham and Eggs. Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.'
Alan Shearer

0108

"He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!"
RTE's George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their World Cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville,1992.

0163

Reporter: I am standing outside The Bicycle Shop with the owner. So tell me -- what do you sell? Owner: Eh, bicycles...
Radio Forth

0166

"And that was 'You're So Vain' from Carly See... er.. Simon..."
CAPITAL RADIO DJ

0168

"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball."
JOHN FRANCOME, Channel 4

0169

"Barry Fry is a real kleptomaniac. He sees a player and then has to go and buy him."
TONY FRANCIS, Central TV

0173

"...Berger is in the pits, no he's out, no in, yes out, yes Berger, I can categorically say, is out of the pits."
MURRAY WALKER, BBC2

0175

Man: You see this house? I've lived here for 80 years, I was born in this house. I'm the oldest person in this street. Richard Orford: How old are you then? Man: Er, I'm 80.
Big Breakfast, Channel 4

0170

"As with most things in football the goalposts keep changing."
DAVID RHODES, Radio 4

0227

"Tottenham have impressed me. They haven't thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun."
BOBBY CHARLTON

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