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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.

 - One Liners


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Presenter (to palaeontologist): "So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say, an elephant?" Expert: "Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth. Presenter: "So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?" Expert: "Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks."


"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose"
Kevin Keegan


Louise Goodman - "Jonny, it's started to rain, how will that affect the track?" Jonny Herbert - "Well, it makes it wet usually."


"That's football, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored but England have had no chances and scored twice."


One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman


"The advantage of the rain is, that if you have a quick bike, there's no advantage"
Barry Sheene


'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.'
Steve Lomas


"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona"
Mark Draper - Aston Villa


Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future.
David Coleman


"He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him."

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