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Axiom #2: "Ability to type on a computer terminal is no guarantee of sanity, intelligence, or common sense". Corollary #3: "An infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of keyboards could produce something like Usenet". Corollary #4: "They could do a better job of it".

Gene Spafford - Usenet Post 1993

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0083

"Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard"
Ron Atkinson

0125

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977

0270

"I never make predictions and I never will."
PAUL GASCOIGNE

0147

"If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a
goal." Jimmy Hill - BBC

0239

"In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale."
JOHN LYALL

0118

"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball"
John Francombe

0154

"And that was Take That singing acoustically, with their own voices."
MARK GOODIER, Radio 1

0246

"I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
RON AKTINSON in a TV interview

0256

"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen."
TERRY VENABLES, Capital Gold

0063

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

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