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0244

"Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot."
RAY WILKINS, speaking on BBC1

0110

On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: "It was like being in a foreign country"
Ian Rush

0166

"And that was 'You're So Vain' from Carly See... er.. Simon..."
CAPITAL RADIO DJ

0258

"He [Brian Laudrup] wasn't just facing one defender -- he was facing one at the front and one at the back as well."
TREVOR STEVEN, STV

0134

"To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch."
Ruud Gullit

0137

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
David Acfield

0263

"That's twice now he [Terry Phelan] has got between himself and the goal."
BRIAN MARWOOD, Radio 5 Live

0141

"And for those of you who watched the last programme (Fanny and Johnny Craddock), I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"
David Coleman at the start of Match of The Day

0234

"Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on."
KEVIN KEEGAN

0095

"The swimmers are swimming out of their socks."
Sharron Davies, BBC

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