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0098

"In life he was a living legend; in death, nothing has changed."
Live TV

0281

MAN KEPT ARMS UNDER BED AFTER RELATIVE'S DEATH
Irish Times

0213

"The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee."
MIKE INGHAM

0056

"She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."
Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning

0146

"As Phil De Glanville said, each game is unique, and this one is no different to any other." (John Sleightholme - BBC1)

0184

"We will be talking about British men who go abroad for illegal sex with child prostitutes, some as young as 6, and that's what I hope to be doing later."
JIMMY YOUNG

0063

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

0226

"Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them."
MALCOLM McDONALD

0069

"It was the fastest-ever swim over that distance on American soil. "
Greg Phillips, Portsmouth News

0224

"The game is balanced in Arsenal's favour."
JOHN MOTSON

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