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0238

"...and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record."
SPORTS ROUNDUP

0229

"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead."
TOM FERRIE

0251

"What's it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began? I suppose it's like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal...."
SIMON FANSHAWE, speaking on Talk Radio

0218

"Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet."
JAMES SANDERSON

0221

"Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup. The last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs side."
MIKE INGHAM

0222

"He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him."
BOBBY ROBSON

0223

"The shot from Laws was precise but wide."
ALAN PARRY

0101

"And that was played by the Lindsay String Quartet... or at least two thirds of them."
Sean Rafferty, Radio 3

0242

"The new West Stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day."
CHRIS JONES, Evening Standard

0228

"You have got to miss them to score sometimes."
DAVE BASSETT

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