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0268

"And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than any other time since the first half of this Cup now than any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren't ever in it anyway."
JOHN MOTSON, BBC

0136

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip"
John Motson

0280

RAPIST: I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY WIFE
Star

0248

"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."
DAVE BASSETT, speaking on Sky Sports

0125

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977

0128

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It"s like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Metro Radio

0254

"The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes."
STEVE COPPELL, Radio 5 Live

0256

"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen."
TERRY VENABLES, Capital Gold

0215

"Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs."
RON ATKINSON

0272

"When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one."
RTE Commentator George Hamilton

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