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 - One Liners

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0164

"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."
DAVE BASSETT, Sky Sports

0172

"Fantastic, Del Amitri playing live - the only way to hear live music."
NEIL FOX, LWT

0140

"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class"
David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics

0230

"A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave."
JOHN HOLLINS

0108

"He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!"
RTE's George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their World Cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville,1992.

0235

"What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal."
JIMMY HILL

0236

"Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails."
RICHARD PARK

0114

"I"ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body"
Winston Bennett

0270

"I never make predictions and I never will."
PAUL GASCOIGNE

0202

In the Moscow Olympics Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champions race.
David Coleman

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