Fishtank Humour - Fortunes Tank - Proverbs

Fishtank Humour - Fortunes Tank - Proverbs

"I think that was a moment of cool panic there."

RON ATKINSON

 - Colemanballs

[Articles][Pictures][Fortunes][Links]

View the Article Index or See a random Article.
Picture Index or See a random Picture.

Fortunes

Add a fortune that changes each time (like the one in the title bar) to your own web page by adding this HTML to a page:

Select a fortune category:

All Fortunes (1186)

Quotes (50)

One Liners (594)

Colemanballs (247)

->

Proverbs (78)

Thoughts (179)

10 Random Proverbs - [10 More]

0898

Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.

0918

A true friend walks in when the world walks out.

0886

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot

0953

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

0954

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

0927

Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts.

0888

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

0928

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

0889

Don't Play Leap-Frog With A Unicorn

0901

Never try to leap a chasm in two jumps.

Back to Fishtank Humour