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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

 - One Liners

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0923

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

0897

Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

0904

I think therefore I am... I think

0904

I think therefore I am... I think

0916

A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.

0889

Don't Play Leap-Frog With A Unicorn

0889

Don't Play Leap-Frog With A Unicorn

0901

Never try to leap a chasm in two jumps.

0913

A man who throws dirt loses ground.

0886

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot

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