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JO SHELDON, GMTV

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10 Random Proverbs - [10 More]

0920

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

0939

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

0957

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

0918

A true friend walks in when the world walks out.

0919

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.

0944

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

0906

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

0906

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

0957

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

0957

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

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