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All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

 - One Liners

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0907

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

0930

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

0920

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

0910

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

0921

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

0922

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

0934

He who hesitates is probably right.

0907

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

0957

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

0880

Do not criticize the humble peanut for its inability to fly. For even the golden eagle, in all its feathered majesty, is not nearly so salty...

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