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 - One Liners

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0897

Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

0910

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

0907

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

0932

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

0912

A man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement.

0892

Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.

0950

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

0880

Do not criticize the humble peanut for its inability to fly. For even the golden eagle, in all its feathered majesty, is not nearly so salty...

0887

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

0906

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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