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0939

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

0880

Do not criticize the humble peanut for its inability to fly. For even the golden eagle, in all its feathered majesty, is not nearly so salty...

0909

Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on.

0938

You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

0899

Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.

0889

Don't Play Leap-Frog With A Unicorn

0901

Never try to leap a chasm in two jumps.

0902

Today is tomorrow's yesterday. So if you are longing for the "good ole days",you are there.

0941

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

0903

Water which is too pure has no fish.

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