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0946

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

0925

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.

0954

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

0954

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

0927

Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts.

0900

It is better to keep your mouth shut, and look like a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt.

0901

Never try to leap a chasm in two jumps.

0913

A man who throws dirt loses ground.

0885

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.

0886

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot

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