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10 Random Thoughts - [10 More] |
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1090 |
In 1750 Isaac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs. |
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1068 |
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head. |
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1130 |
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." |
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? |
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Deforestation may cause earthquakes, tidal waves, or even the total destruction of our planet. Just as a figure-skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting down of tall trees may cause the Earth to spin dangerously fast on its axis with disastrous results. |
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The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. |
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1126 |
What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane? |
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1051 |
If you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about out-running the bear, just worry about out-running your friend. |
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. |
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? |
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