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JOHN LYALL

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0986

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

1060

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

1036

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

1106

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

1012

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment

1136

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.

1138

If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

1071

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

0977

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

1001

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

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