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Phil Neville

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1177

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

1135

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

1181

Guns dont kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people..

1057

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

1178

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

1060

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

1062

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

0995

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."

1184

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

1047

Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators?

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