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0975

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

0981

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

1146

Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that".

1053

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

1182

Guns dont kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people..

1056

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

0988

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

0991

Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much more can be achieved with a smile and a big stick.

0983

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

1054

Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

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