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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

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1039

Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the difference between here and there?

1018

If you read a dictionary, you'll be really smart. If you eat a dictionary, you'll be really full.

1066

Never try to leap a chasm in two jumps.

1014

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

1015

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

1017

A male gynecologist is kinda like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

1019

If you receive something that says "Send this to everyone you know," PLEASE pretend you don't know me.

1021

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

1057

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

1005

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

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