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"People in Italy are not having enough babies, and the population is in decline. Those in the south are keeping their end up, but cannot make up for the decline in the north."

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 - Colemanballs


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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?


Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that".


The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.


HAM AND EGGS A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.


If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?


If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?


The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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