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Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.


When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.


If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?


I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.


Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse. Repeat"? If you did this, would you ever be able to stop?


Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?


Why is abbreviated such a long word?


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.


Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators?

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