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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 - One Liners


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If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?


Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.


Do not criticize the humble peanut for its inability to fly. For even the golden eagle, in all its feathered majesty, is not nearly so salty.


If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.


Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.


It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.


If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.


In difficult moments, behave like a duck. Keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but keep paddling away like crazy underneath.


Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?


If you receive something that says "Send this to everyone you know," PLEASE pretend you don't know me.

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