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"People in Italy are not having enough babies, and the population is in decline. Those in the south are keeping their end up, but cannot make up for the decline in the north."

TV Euronews

 - Colemanballs

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1180

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

0980

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

1146

Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that".

1025

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

1053

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

1055

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

1083

HAM AND EGGS A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

1112

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

1114

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

1014

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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