Fishtank Humour - Article Tank - Theories
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A contest was held for people to submit their theories on ANY subject.
Below are the winners:
3rd RUNNER-UP (Subject: Bio-Mechanics): Why Yawning Is Contagious:
You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure
change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear
pressures, so they then yawn to even it out.
2nd RUNNER-UP (Subject:Symbolic Logic):Communist China is
technologically underdeveloped because they have no alphabet and
therefore cannot use acronyms to communicate technical ideas at a
GRAND PRIZE WINNER (Subject: Newtonian Mechanics): The earth may spin
faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's
rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the
body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously