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"Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who's facing him" - David Pleat

"Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball" - Ian St John "The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game" - Kevin Keegan

"Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard" - Big Ron

"Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman" - Brian Moore

"I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish" - Ian St John

"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored" - Terry Venables

"The Croatians don't play well without the ball" - Barry Venison

"It had to go in, but it didn't" - Peter Drury

"That's lifted the crowd up into the air" - Barry Davies

"He never fails to hit the target. But that was a miss." - Bobby Robson

"Batistuta is very good at pulling off defenders" - Kevin Keegan

More Kevin Keegan (retired footballer/active TV audience annoyer)

specials:

  • "Only one team can win this game....and that team is England", followed by Brian Moore "But wait a minute, here's Dan Petrescu...................."

  • "Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose"

  • "That would have been a goal if the goalkeeper hadn't saved it"

  • "I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's completely different"
  • "A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off"

Some Big Rons:

  • "Zidane is not very happy, because he's suffering from the wind"

  • "He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces"

  • "They've picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders"

  • "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw"

  • "He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate"

  • "I'm afraid they've left their legs at home"

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