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Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in Star Wars

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Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars IV: A New Hope"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 3. "Look at the size of that thing!" 4. "Sorry about the mess..." 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good." 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!" 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!" ...

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"

1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!" 2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." 3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?" 4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..." 5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." 6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..." 7. "Control, control! You must learn control!" 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!" ...

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"

1. "Rise, my friend." 2. "Open the back door!" 3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!" 4. "It's just a dead animal..." 5. "Not bad for a little furball." 6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?" 7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?" 8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two." 9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!" 10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."


From: yamanish@ix.netcom.com (David Martin) Date: 4 Dec 1994 19:19:41 GMT

And now, our new list of sexually slanted lines from Return of the Jedi:

13. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work." (C3PO) 12. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." (Han) 11. "I look forward to completing your training. I time you will call me master." (Emporer) 10. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia) 9. "I never knew I had it in me." (C3PO) 8. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab." (Lando) 7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke) 6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO) 5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." (Jerjerrod) with reply "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." (Darth) 4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher." (Lando) 3. "Short help's better than no help at all." (Han) 2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." (Han) 1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)

Edited by: Meghan Yamanishi & David Martin
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