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Some UNIX responses to some UNIX commands:
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# man woman desire
man: desire not found

$ cat "food in cans"
cat: cannot open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Bibi's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jason?
Missing ].

% \316 How did the sex change operation go? \316
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every nonsense from Bert, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

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