Something To Look Forward To:
January 4, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the
past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3
weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional
week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400
days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect
payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the
past 1,200 months.
Have a nice day,
Y2K Change - Project Status Report
(Y2K Certificate of Compliance for our software)
Our staff have completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every
We have analysed all databases, all data files (including backups) and
historic archives, and have modified all data to reflect the change.
We are therefore proud to report, and hereby certify, that we have
completed the "Y2K date change" mission and have now implemented all
changes to all programs and all data to reflect the new dates as
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
October, November, December.
We have also modified:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
for those dates that include the day.
I trust this is satisfactory, because to be honest none of this "Y to K"
problem has made any sense to anyone in the IT team. But I understand
this is a global problem that has received a lot of press and our team
is glad to help in any way possible.