Fishtank Humour - Article Tank - Rejection Letter
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Dear Hiring Manager,
Thank you for your letter concerning my application for employment.
After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your
refusal to offer me a position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates,
it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company's outstanding
qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your
rejection does not meet my needs at this time.
Therefore, I will assume the position in your department next week. I look forward
to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.