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And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?

Do I look like a people person?

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

I plead contemporary insanity.

And which dwarf are you?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Meandering to a different drummer.

Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

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