Fishtank Humour - Article Tank - The Plan
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In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And the workers spoke among themselves, saying, "This is crock of shit,
and it stinks."
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of
dung, and we can't live with
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a container
of excrement, and it is
very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of
fertilizer, and none may
abide its strength."
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It
contains that which aids plant
growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It
promotes growth, and it is
And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This
new plan will actively
promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
And that, my friends, is how shit happens.