Fishtank Humour - Article Tank - Product Warnings (All Genuine)

Fishtank Humour - Article Tank

[Articles] [Pictures] [Fortunes] [Random] [Mail Article to a Friend]

Product Warnings (All Genuine)
Article has been viewed 4898 times and mailed 2 times
10 users have rated this article on average 8.5

Rate this article out of 10

ON A CHILD'S SUPERMAN COSTUME
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

ON A HOTEL PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX
Fits one head.

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?

IN SOME COUNTRIES, ON THE BOTTOM OF COKE BOTTLES
Open other end.

ON A TAIWANESE SHAMPOO
Use repeatedly for severe damage.

ON THE BOTTLE-TOP OF A (UK) FLAVOURED MILK DRINK
After opening, keep upright.

ON A NEW ZEALAND INSECT SPRAY
This product not tested on animals.

ON A HELMET MOUNTED MIRROR USED BY US CYCLISTS
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.

ON A BLANKET FROM TAIWAN
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

ON A SEARS HAIRDRYER
Do not use while sleeping.

ON TESCO'S TIRIMASU DESERT
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
Product will be hot after heating.

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
Do not Iron clothes on body.

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
Warning keep out of children.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE-MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
Warning: contains nuts.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?

ON LIL-LETS TAMPONS
Do not use tampon if you do not have your period.

Back to Fishtank Humour

Rate this article out of 10